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Author Topic: [Uncalled For] -- Humor cards  (Read 3511 times)

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[Uncalled For] -- Humor cards
« on: 2009-Mar-08 00:03 »
Humor cards. Set name tentatively called "Uncalled For".

Funny Bones

Creature - Skeleton
Whenever hilarity ensues, everybody draws a card.
1/1

Don't Touch Me Doll

Artifact Creature - Doll
Whenever ~ is provoked or touched, it gets madness  :m2, rampage 1, and frenzy 2.
I'm not the **** pillsbury dough boy. I don't **** giggle when you touch me.
2/2

[Deck] in a Box

Artifact
When ~ comes into play, just follow these steps:
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
Gonna give you something...
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my [deck] in a box (it's in a box)
-- [Deck] In A Box

Junk in the Trunk

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Treefolk, Plant, Dryad, Elephant, Donkey, Babe, Automobile, or Luggage
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X, where X is equal to 3 or its converted mana cost, whichever is greater.

CARD IDEAS
Card in a box
elf in a box
movie or game titles, eg
Tomb Raider, Ultima, Quest for Glory, Civilization, Janitor Joe, Minesweeper, Might and Magic
subtype babe
janitorial school
« Last Edit: 2009-Nov-23 15:19 by Den »
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« Reply #1 on: 2009-Aug-28 03:04 »
Syn Bladeswift, First Sage

Legendary Creature - Human Ninja
Ninjuts
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that players skips his or her next combat phase.
Unsuspecting air strikes can be debilitating for the enemy, but fun for you. — 1st Sage
3/3

Gyn Bladeswift, Third Sage

Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Haste, Double strike, Wither
Fight fire with fire, until every one of their fucking heads blow up. — 3rd Sage
2/3
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Re: [Uncalled For] -- Humor cards
« Reply #2 on: 2009-Nov-13 18:26 »
Analrapist

Creature - Human Shaman
, : Choose a color. Target player reveals his or her hand and you choose a card of that color from it. That player discards that card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
2/1
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Re: [Uncalled For] -- Humor cards
« Reply #3 on: 2009-Dec-15 18:39 »
Tighty Whitey

Creature - Human Pervert
~ gets +2/+2 for each piece of clothing attached to it.
When ~ comes into play, choose a color. Target player reveals his or her underwear. If the color of the underwear matches the chosen color, you may attach that underwear on ~.
2/2
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Re: [Uncalled For] -- Humor cards
« Reply #4 on: 2010-Feb-02 02:32 »
Double Penetration

Sorcery
Put two 1/1 white Pegasus creature tokens with flying and horsemanship onto the battlefield.

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Re: [Uncalled For] -- Humor cards
« Reply #5 on: 2011-Jun-19 03:07 »
Dominarian Idol

Sorcery
Choose an opponent. Have a karaoke contest with chosen player. The winner draws three cards and takes an extra turn after this one.
I'm gonna be a superstar!

Paper Football

Sorcery
Fold this card along the dotted lines to make a paper football. An opponent uses his hands to make a goalpost. You flick this paper football between the goalpost. If you succeed, creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain vigilance and flying until end of turn. If you fail, tap all creatures you control and end the turn.
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